Arghh... a surprise birthday party.... I don't like surprise birthday parties! Of course you do.

This dog really enjoys smiling. And how good he is at smiling, hah!

So, if you want a massage from a cat... keep dreaming, hahah.

No really, whaaaaat homework?! SPEAK NOW.

Oh hey, I know what's up with you. You're a mother!

What happens in Vegas stays on Facebook. WORD!

Gadgetholics indeed. People nowadays.... UGHHHHH!

Money talks... all they say is goodbye, hahahah.

Indeed, instructions for dummies. UGH!

The mouse was this big. No lying, really!