I caught the animal, haha, he's mine!

You really missed one of your best shots mate. Sorry.

Today has been cancelled. You are free, go sleep!

Who would've thinked about that? Hahah, well, friendship has no boundaries I guess.

Auuuuuurghhh Merry Christmas human! Haha!

Okay, I'm sick of this. It's your dog, take care of him!

When I looked back, there was no one, he was gone.

This cat is really indifferent to his suffering.

My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

I really have no idea what happened. I was just sitting right here, then... booom!