Has anyone else noticed how funny I am? And smart. And cool. YEAH!

Now, slowly turn over and surrender!

Alrightttt! I got the food, takin' it home. GREAT!

Now that's what I call one happy dog. YAAAY!

Yeah you... Why do you look at me? Huh?

Arghh... a surprise birthday party.... I don't like surprise birthday parties! Of course you do.

This dog really enjoys smiling. And how good he is at smiling, hah!

So, if you want a massage from a cat... keep dreaming, hahah.

No really, whaaaaat homework?! SPEAK NOW.

Oh hey, I know what's up with you. You're a mother!