Remember Zoidberg, you need to take it slow the first time.

Too bad those are not real notes.

I just wanted to take a sneak peek inside. They never let me see what's going on in there.

The new smell-away. If you can't get rid of the smell then get rid of your nose.

Yes this is very motivating, but I keep going to work with toothpaste all over my face.

The wife is the one who brings balance and helps out her man in all situations.

The misheard lyrics from the Beatles are coming to light at last.

Animals look adorable... on my dinner plate. Now pass me that juicy bacon and sausages.

If you are just stupid it's alright, just don't park here.

Yes, that is a baby underneath. Yes, some people should not be allowed to breed.