We are breaking up. Ah, sorry, that wasn't for you.

I am not allowed to take this mask off, I don't have a mouth and I need a beer. Got a better idea?

If aliens come after us everybody can stay relaxed because they'll go directly to the US.

Is that a... toilet paper holder?

The good old days when the phone needed charging once every two weeks and Snake was the best game ever.

Every product that day was overpriced.

After following a nice tutorial on the web this is what I was able to come up with.

Seriously, the guy running this equipment is either an idiot or he wants to prevent anybody from firing him.

And after 15 years she still takes all my shit without any complaints whatsoever.

Now don't get mad at me, they just didn't had the chance to get a proper tan, that's all.