Looks like the little snake has better plans.

This is the only way he agreed to watch over the baby.

The hot dog doesn't need instructions for eating. If you don't manage to do it, then you are helping everyone by choking to death.

Somehow I seriously doubt that is the way it works.

I would also bang on the wall, but not just your elbow.

Every time you snooze on the porch some bastard ruins your mood.

He just needs to sleep this one out. But he's good, don't worry.

And they bought it! You should have seen their eyes when they believed me.

We have another competitor who has copied our unique smartphone.

At least they're being frank about it.