The wife is the one who brings balance and helps out her man in all situations.
The misheard lyrics from the Beatles are coming to light at last.
Animals look adorable... on my dinner plate. Now pass me that juicy bacon and sausages.
If you are just stupid it's alright, just don't park here.
Yes, that is a baby underneath. Yes, some people should not be allowed to breed.
Looks like the little snake has better plans.
The hot dog doesn't need instructions for eating. If you don't manage to do it, then you are helping everyone by choking to death.
Somehow I seriously doubt that is the way it works.
I would also bang on the wall, but not just your elbow.
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