Hurry up! This is your last day to grab some ass.

This way they won't be able to steal the water container again. Thirsty thieves!

This is exactly how I feel each and every Monday morning when I need to go to work.

You have been warned. I take no responsibility from now on.

Welcome to America, the land of patriots and fast food.

It helps ugly chicks get laid. It is also an alternative to makeup, being fit or interesting. With enough beers you can be the girl of his dreams.

This is the greatest sale ever. You save an entire cent! Imagine if you bought 100 bags. You would save an entire dollar.

Sir, I think we've lost him. Again. Those speed bumpers are to blame.

I don't want to see this door open ever!

In Australia everything is upside down.