It helps ugly chicks get laid. It is also an alternative to makeup, being fit or interesting. With enough beers you can be the girl of his dreams.

This is the greatest sale ever. You save an entire cent! Imagine if you bought 100 bags. You would save an entire dollar.

Sir, I think we've lost him. Again. Those speed bumpers are to blame.

I don't want to see this door open ever!

In Australia everything is upside down.

Nothing says I am a slut than wearing this shirt in public.

As a reword for pooping yet again on our sofa we decided to prepare him for dinner.

There, we made your custom parking spot.

Kids, just remember to not piss off any welder.

So everywhere this dog walks there are no dogs allowed.