This is one of the most basic guides on the planet. It involves stuff like not being a jerk, using common sense and generally not being a dick.

All girls should be grateful if they get even a small rock thrown in their direction.

Our waiters are in happy marriages. They have been taking orders even before they were waiters here, so they know what to do.

The resolution on this baby is extreme. You basically cannot see the pixels no matter how close you are. And it's in real 3D mode. Too bad the channel is stuck to this home cooking boring crap.

We didn't have any funds left for this year's fire extinguisher so this will have to do.

This car is brilliant. I don't know what it is about it that I love so much.

Whenever I try to create a Photoshop masterpiece I get something like this.

Too bad this guy forgot his anvil at home. That would surely prevent any thief from attempting to steal such a secured vehicle.

This always happens when Chuck Norris gets impatient at the bus stop.

Look at all my epaulets, son. Until you get at least half of what I've got, you're just a noob in my eyes.