This car is brilliant. I don't know what it is about it that I love so much.

Whenever I try to create a Photoshop masterpiece I get something like this.

Too bad this guy forgot his anvil at home. That would surely prevent any thief from attempting to steal such a secured vehicle.

This always happens when Chuck Norris gets impatient at the bus stop.

Look at all my epaulets, son. Until you get at least half of what I've got, you're just a noob in my eyes.

Clearly there are people who haven't discovered this toilet paper thing yet. The commercial is for them.

You always need to keep a pizza right in your drawer next to your bed. You know, in case you or one of your lady friends gets hungry in the middle of the night.

An empty parking lot and she manages to hit one of the few light posts in here.

Yes, yes, I get it. You have the biggest sale ever, right in your shop.

Remember kids, always take your cap and shirt off while staying in the sun.