The real reason men loved their childhood is because they had it all back then.

I wonder if this passes as an accepted baggage item on an airplane.

Know what happens when your convertible has a damaged roof? You get a towel and an umbrella.

And now you just wasted another 5 seconds while you read this description. Why are you still reading?

My headlights are both broken so I needed to improvise.

This store is the place where troublemakers go shopping.

Ever wondered how dalmatian dogs get their spots? Or how the pit bull get's his black eye? Now you know.

Oh, stop it, you. But only after you.

The humans told me to stop sitting on the laptop's keyboard. They asked for it.

Were they referring to WiFi or are they really handing over a free wife? Count me in in that case.