Clearly there are people who haven't discovered this toilet paper thing yet. The commercial is for them.

You always need to keep a pizza right in your drawer next to your bed. You know, in case you or one of your lady friends gets hungry in the middle of the night.

An empty parking lot and she manages to hit one of the few light posts in here.

Yes, yes, I get it. You have the biggest sale ever, right in your shop.

Remember kids, always take your cap and shirt off while staying in the sun.

The real reason men loved their childhood is because they had it all back then.

I wonder if this passes as an accepted baggage item on an airplane.

Know what happens when your convertible has a damaged roof? You get a towel and an umbrella.

And now you just wasted another 5 seconds while you read this description. Why are you still reading?

My headlights are both broken so I needed to improvise.