What do you mean I can't sand on my head. This is unacceptable.

We give you a great head. No, not that kind of head.

Our lemons are perfect for making orange juice.

At least he is reading the proper newspaper.

Wait, if this is the second unsinkable what happened with the first one?

This is one of the most basic guides on the planet. It involves stuff like not being a jerk, using common sense and generally not being a dick.

All girls should be grateful if they get even a small rock thrown in their direction.

Our waiters are in happy marriages. They have been taking orders even before they were waiters here, so they know what to do.

The resolution on this baby is extreme. You basically cannot see the pixels no matter how close you are. And it's in real 3D mode. Too bad the channel is stuck to this home cooking boring crap.

We didn't have any funds left for this year's fire extinguisher so this will have to do.