If your laptop starts cooking on its own again just move in the fridge.

Feeling the heat of the summer? Why not chill in the fridge for a moment?

Coloring books sure have come a long way since I was a young boy. It seems that now you can color your own cap.

And just when you thought I got all romantic with you.

Ain't nobody got a fart on me. I am the fart ruler. I am the fart boss.

On the other hand you now have a correct number of people that have used this toilet.

Poor man can't escape ridicule even after death.

Wife told me to go get some milk. I'm not sure what flavor she wanted so I should get all of them just in case.

In case of danger we need to evacuate as soon as possible. So take care and run as fast as you can.

Shut up and be quiet. Maybe he'll leave us both alone and we can live.