Don't keep your neck pillow attached to your purse. It might look like this.

I feel I am so huge I should be on TV.

Here you go, little piggy. You are as warm as ever. And tasty!

As a parent, I can't wait until my kids get their toys for Christmas this year.

Yeah, of course this will work. Electricity flows directly through tobacco.

Whenever my laptop gets hot I make a few adjustments to the sofa.

The heroes everybody was used to as a child. Now they're back!

Did they realize there wasn't another floor before constructing the stairs?

Girlfriend cat caught me sleeping. Yeah sure!

Practicing is the key to success. Just make sure you don't drown in a bucket.