That's the way to tease the police.

Now what am I supposed to do in the shower if I can't sing?

Somehow I don't believe that will simply flush. But that's just me.

I know you didn't manage to park correctly so I've made you a special slot.

I don't know, I seem not to like this pickup line so much.

Now I can wear my viking hat and nobody can tell me I look stupid!

Makes you wonder if you really needed to start tattooing that on your back in the first place.

I like Chinese women so that makes me a Chinese? Seriously, who makes this forms anyway?

The wall always wins. Nobody has ever beaten the wall.

Ever wondered how the bees actually make the honey. Now you know. Enjoy your honey!