Now I can wear my viking hat and nobody can tell me I look stupid!

Makes you wonder if you really needed to start tattooing that on your back in the first place.

I like Chinese women so that makes me a Chinese? Seriously, who makes this forms anyway?

The wall always wins. Nobody has ever beaten the wall.

Ever wondered how the bees actually make the honey. Now you know. Enjoy your honey!

Don't keep your neck pillow attached to your purse. It might look like this.

I feel I am so huge I should be on TV.

Here you go, little piggy. You are as warm as ever. And tasty!

As a parent, I can't wait until my kids get their toys for Christmas this year.

Yeah, of course this will work. Electricity flows directly through tobacco.