Whoa, this guy is not kidding. Poor man must be freezing with no clothes on.

The most efficient way to get rid of a man is illustrated here. Pay attention because this might save your life one day.

That is either a tablet or the new Samsung Galaxy version.

We don't serve Martinis here. Get yourself a decent whiskey and move along!

This Cafe is guaranteed to be the best in all of England.

At least we do sell fish. Or do we?

Get your toothbrush out of my eye immediately, you sick bastard!

Like seriously, have you even tried taking a piss into one of these? It just goes all over the place.

My new cat came with charging status LEDs. Now I now exactly when it's charged.

This sign is so mysterious. It does not make any sense to me.