At least we do sell fish. Or do we?

Get your toothbrush out of my eye immediately, you sick bastard!

Like seriously, have you even tried taking a piss into one of these? It just goes all over the place.

My new cat came with charging status LEDs. Now I now exactly when it's charged.

This sign is so mysterious. It does not make any sense to me.

That's the way to tease the police.

Now what am I supposed to do in the shower if I can't sing?

Somehow I don't believe that will simply flush. But that's just me.

I know you didn't manage to park correctly so I've made you a special slot.

I don't know, I seem not to like this pickup line so much.