Watch out for people riding ducks around these parts.

I don't know why divers waste time to fill in air tanks. Just grabbing a bag of Lays should be enough.

Somehow I don't believe this advertisement on the frying pan I just bought.

Ever sat in your office chair and wondered what would it take for you to leave earlier than usual?

It seems that somebody's payers are too damn effective.

And they're not kidding. The first trailer to live up to its name.

I think you might have taken your top on backwards. I hope this isn't a new thing and catches up.

You broke your headlight? Why pay for a new one when you can stick this plastic box on top. Easy, clear and cheap.

At least I get some dates. It could have been worse.

We sale everything, including our huge kids and a baby. Be prepared because they have a big appetite.