Who needs a Tesla? My car regenerates its own electricity.

I swear that remote is just photoshopped on the floor.

A great store placement. Just make sure all those fatties that come out of McDonald's walk by.

Keep facing the fire or whatever is coming towards you and do the moonwalk. You can't exit the building if you don't have style.

You know that nobody really cares, but happy birthday to you!

Probably one of the best dollar bill art I've ever seen.

Who needs to lock this safe? I never remember that darn combination anyway. I'll just use duct tape. It really fixes everything.

Another reassuring evidence that skipping school will certainly get you a flipping burgers job.

Oh, you got yourself a new Porsche? That's nice. Can't hear you on my nuclear carrier though.

Admit it, you do this all the time.