Yeah, you do, you do get laid. I'll just take my gallon and cry in my room.
Once you are fat and motionless we are finally going to be together forever.
The curtain fell off so I needed something to hold it with. I found a branch nearby so I guess it looks better now, doesn't it?
Girls may have taken this growth a step too far this time.
Why bother to please everybody when you can piss off everybody?
Under no circumstances are you to enter the swimming pool dressed.