Make sure you don't read that sign, or this description.

Stop at once with your useless bath activities, human! I demand sustenance!

Taking a shower with the parrot can prove to be an awkward situation.

With all those stalkers running around you can never be too safe with your online privacy.

Yeah, you do, you do get laid. I'll just take my gallon and cry in my room.

Once you are fat and motionless we are finally going to be together forever.

Step one: buy your son a car. Step two: force him to drive around with those stickers on the back. He'll drive safely guaranteed.

The curtain fell off so I needed something to hold it with. I found a branch nearby so I guess it looks better now, doesn't it?

Congratulations for being dumb enough to star in your own horror movie.

Girls may have taken this growth a step too far this time.