You seem to have noticed that your mom fell off my bike.

You might also test your relationship this way.

No use having to make the same trip twice. Got to carry everything at once.

These chips are so full of air that I can inflate a whole tire with it.

Really? Then why should I buy your product?

Anybody looking for some good time should try this can of porn and beans.

Sorry China, you've mixed up the logos again.

How hard can it be to place a sticker in the correct way? Apparently too hard for some.

If he's holding the license plate with one hand I hope the other one isn't holding the cellphone.

For Halloween this year I got so close to the perfect Android costume. All my friends congratulated me.