I have the legs that defy the laws of physics, a mindset to master the most epic of splits and a pole to... WHAT?

Our kids are sick after eating whatever it is they find in the park. So you got to clean up after your dog.

I hope he's not teaching them English.

Here's a nice little chart that shows all the fears you ever had.

Don't abuse our non-robot staff. It may behave erratically when abused.

You get some of the best images with the new potato model from Nikon. Guaranteed to leave you speechless.

Why change the pipe? This can be easily fixed with some rubber band, see?

This is what you get when you brake your finger and don't have any medical insurance.

For the rednecks with guns, here's a useful presentation about the relationships between guns and browsers.

And this is the reason you don't eat nuts or other seeds in front of the entrance.