The spoon that will make any diet easy. No more worries when eating high calorie soups.

Just in case you were curious, this shirt was absolutely not made in China.

Real men drink jack on the big, natural rocks.

If all you do all day is chop onions you better come up with a solution for your continuing tears.

Do not mess with the guy that refuses to tear the ketchup where it's supposed to be torn.

Please, not all at once! There is enough of me for everyone.

So what are the most searched for phrases on Bing? Even Bing knows that it's useless.

I have the legs that defy the laws of physics, a mindset to master the most epic of splits and a pole to... WHAT?

Our kids are sick after eating whatever it is they find in the park. So you got to clean up after your dog.

I hope he's not teaching them English.