And this ladies and gentlemen is what happens when she talks on the phone while driving.

You may take this free mattress with you but beware. There is a horrible curse upon it.

Just stick a "do not enter" sign on an entrance and watch how total chaos takes over.

Kids with bikes today sure are a lot more stupid than they used to be.

A Greeting Card for the people you hate, or the people you love far too much.

The spoon that will make any diet easy. No more worries when eating high calorie soups.

Just in case you were curious, this shirt was absolutely not made in China.

Real men drink jack on the big, natural rocks.

If all you do all day is chop onions you better come up with a solution for your continuing tears.

Do not mess with the guy that refuses to tear the ketchup where it's supposed to be torn.