Having a wife around the house can prove to be quite useful when reaching over the top shelf in the kitchen.
This was my greatest achievement so far today. How about you?
You may take this free mattress with you but beware. There is a horrible curse upon it.
Just stick a "do not enter" sign on an entrance and watch how total chaos takes over.
Kids with bikes today sure are a lot more stupid than they used to be.
A Greeting Card for the people you hate, or the people you love far too much.