As you might have guessed it, I need someone to slay the dragon that has been wondering around town lately. Surely a newspaper ad will take care of this and bring forth any brave volunteers.

This offer is madness. Can you believe you get 0% off? I should buy all the Black Eyed Beans I can find on this aisle.

Being forever alone is really tough. Even in GTA the police don't want you at all.

Seems that so many people started walking on the street after drinking this that they needed to place a warning on the bottle itself.

I want to form a gang so if you are interested in getting down with me just give me a call and we'll setup a gang in no time.

He is throwing VLC players at the police. This thing is getting out of hand.

The first Christmas tree ornament that is completely neutral to your beliefs. This is guaranteed to make EVERYONE happy.

I wear this periodically. Although I am the life of the party within my geek friends, nobody else wants to talk to me at the club.

That looks pretty safe. Nothing can possible go wrong here. Might as well invite some friends over to try it.

And here we can see the modern couple in one of their daily activities, supporting each other through their hardships.