I want to form a gang so if you are interested in getting down with me just give me a call and we'll setup a gang in no time.

He is throwing VLC players at the police. This thing is getting out of hand.

The first Christmas tree ornament that is completely neutral to your beliefs. This is guaranteed to make EVERYONE happy.

I wear this periodically. Although I am the life of the party within my geek friends, nobody else wants to talk to me at the club.

That looks pretty safe. Nothing can possible go wrong here. Might as well invite some friends over to try it.

And here we can see the modern couple in one of their daily activities, supporting each other through their hardships.

Remember not to hug women at a fancy party while wearing a black tuxedo.

One of the few advantages of owning a Blackberry: nobody wants it for themselves.

One of the greatest uses for the city carpet. Now I can drive my car while playing with mi car on the carpet.

So what do you think a Chinese says when he gets clean?