When the coffee gives you the finger you know how the day is about to proceed.

Great technology, failed implementation. Next time stick with the classic bottles.

So why would you throw away these ugly chocolate cookies? Still the same taste if you close your eyes.

We aren't Rated X so please leave the corn unstripped.

Definitely not a great brand name for a frisbee. But then again, how else could you throw it to the cute girl at the park and ask for your flying dick back?

This logo is clearly not reminding me of any website that I would know of.

I got my prise right here, will be feeding my family for a week with this.

You were warned. Good luck moving out now. Better think twice next time you park on a private property.

That is quite impressive, did they fit an entire floor with bathroom stalls?

If you are actually able to do that you should be allowed to.