Definitely not a great brand name for a frisbee. But then again, how else could you throw it to the cute girl at the park and ask for your flying dick back?

So it is true, they do exist. AAAAAA!!!

Okay so.. I'm a flying turtle. DEAL WITH IT! HAHAHA

Don't make me release the flying monkeys! It's the final warning!

Look at me, I'm fabulous! I know, I'm photogenic, haha!