Everything in this store is just 99c. Or less. Or up.

Gotye has become just somebody that we used to know.

Do you really want to make the biggest mistake of your life and become a vegetarian? You will most certainly miss the steak.

I don't know who that belongs to, but certainly it isn't mine.

If you make any typo whatsoever, you have just let the errorists win. Remember that.

And to think I've placed this in the fridge all day long. Didn't want any delicious sandwiches inside getting spoiled.

I got some problems because my tire blew up. Here is a photo I've just downloaded from the Internet to prove my point.

What part of come, eat, like and return don't you get? Need more explaining?

This copier is as hot as Ryan Gosling. You cannot touch it. Please go and use another one.

Dear Santa, I have no idea what is the difference between age and name.