And to think I've placed this in the fridge all day long. Didn't want any delicious sandwiches inside getting spoiled.

I got some problems because my tire blew up. Here is a photo I've just downloaded from the Internet to prove my point.

What part of come, eat, like and return don't you get? Need more explaining?

This copier is as hot as Ryan Gosling. You cannot touch it. Please go and use another one.

Dear Santa, I have no idea what is the difference between age and name.

After giving it some thought, this setup will actually force you to either use very hot or very cold water. Extremely devious.

I hate you for neglecting the environment. This time you only get a broken light. Next time it will be some serious damage if you don't get yourself a tiny car.

At least she has a good explanation for changing pen colors while writing notes to daddy.

For people who forget their cameras at a big unveiling event there is always the webcam option. You simply cannot lose the opportunity to take a shot of the new PlayStation 4 even if it means looking like a complete moron.

My daughter ended up looking like a parrot. My mission as a father has ended miserably. I can only accept defeat and move on.