It's time to eat some beans and go produce another chart-shattering dubstep track.

I really don't want to have a dog now. Good thing the picture of the pillow didn't make it to the Internets.

For those who cannot take a crap without having other people cheering we added some comfortable seats for the audience.

Let's just live until we die.

Now Foot Locker has got the tastiest shoes and also the new model with 4G on sale. Not to mention you can even wear these damn things.

When you've become a chair for some girl, that's when you know you are in the zone.

Santa is supposed to love Christmas so I don't see what the big deal about this statement is.

Your girlfriend is retarded so here is your shitty cake for your birthday. Enjoy and don't blame your girlfriend. It's not her fault.

For some quality time away from your husband we have now opened our day care center. You will only have to pay for his drinks while sitting here. Leave him here whenever you want, take him home whenever you want. We're opened all day and all night long.

Also known in everyday life as fresh paint.