If only I had a device that would provide some shade for my eyes so I can see the game. Someone somewhere must invent something for this problem.

Sadly only dropouts seem to drive Lamborghinis. Or they end up as complete losers.

What did anybody expect? Chinese food surely is made in China.

Someone surely wants a raise. Such passion. Such commitment to go above and beyond to satisfy the customer's cleaning needs is rarely seen.

I don't really know why some people store vegetables and other useless food items in the fridge. It is clearly designed to store beer and here's the proof.

When the neighbors call the police because you fart too loud and upset your girlfriend, that's when you know there is a problem to be addressed.

We better not take any chances with this one. I'm taking out my gun and we are eliminating the threat now.

Great, they made a special seat just for me.How thoughtful of them!

If you thought you could handle any drink, why not try out a vodka watered down with tequila? Guaranteed to get you a hellish hangover.

Knitting has been proven to cause a lot of accidents lately. Especially when it comes to old ladies.