That's a nice piece of writing right there, but it lacks some common logic.

I'm starting to feel like this neighbour an I will have a serious argument over those horrible letters he keeps writing me.

Seems that a lot of people really love 1969. There is a lot of demand for that year.

I don't get it. I've been following these instructions perfectly and yet my hands are still dirty. This soap thing sucks.

You better get out before tweeting about it. We know it's important to keep your followers posted, but be patient.

If only walking the dog would be this simple.

Whoever thought that you need to write down the number using words was not expecting this.

Are you an Asian studying in a foreign country? Why not try to fail a test once in a while. Prove that you are in fact just a normal person.

Looks like Facebook already detected you are pregnant. We should go ahead and setup a profile for the baby right away.

It's no wonder that this guy happened to experience this. By the looks of it he has been training for some time.