So this girl at school came with a built in tic tac toe grid on her back. We couldn't resist not to.

Try not to take everything literally next time you get the cake engraved.

Come to the strip club. There's no other thing that needs explaining so get your ass here now.

Guess what? I have no girlfriend so come here and cry with me.

I'm learning to use this damn stick so try to stay the hell away from me. Or I am not and this is just a clever excuse to keep everyone at a distance.

Wait until my wife sees what I bought on the receipt.

Oh, great. Just the guy I was looking for. Now that wretched mother in-law will get what she deserves. And for that price I'll take 3 matches.

There were no velociraptors spotted here 23 billion days, but you never know.

Make up you mind, door! I have places to go today.

That level really needed a good shit so we've taken it there.