This guy is definitely going to jail for disobeying this traffic sign. Endangering other people's lives is no laughing matter.

Just in case you were wondering I am in fact just sleeping. No need to call an ambulance and wake me up in the middle of my beauty sleep.

Fixing broken leafs has never been easier. Just grab a used toothpick, add some transparent duct tape and voila. The leaf is as good as new.

The recipe for the greatest salad you have ever eaten in your entire life is this one right here. And we have got all the required ingredients right inside our pizza restaurant.

Everybody needs their coffee in the morning to get started. Even the bad guys.

So this girl at school came with a built in tic tac toe grid on her back. We couldn't resist not to.

Try not to take everything literally next time you get the cake engraved.

Come to the strip club. There's no other thing that needs explaining so get your ass here now.

Guess what? I have no girlfriend so come here and cry with me.

I'm learning to use this damn stick so try to stay the hell away from me. Or I am not and this is just a clever excuse to keep everyone at a distance.