Ain't nobody going to debate this anymore. I have the most beautiful hare in the world.

Looks like another of those bacon signs down by the pier. Better go and check that out.

I tried everything that the Internet told me to do and my lips still look like this.

That small plane really looks after his brother's wellbeing.

Come to think of it, this may be the best way to convince them to keep it down during sexy times.

You better make sure you succeed the first time you jump. Otherwise we don't want you around here anymore.

Imagine that they needed to put this sign up. I wouldn't want to meet any Magic: The Gathering players.

This damn package made me lose half of the uranium in a little over 4 billion years. Would recommend a more secure package.

Check out van Damme's new ham! Thus might help you make the most epic of splits.

Pit bull with AIDS sticker is the perfect burglar deterrent I have yet to come up with.