Tying some balloons to our cat hoping she'll run around scared and lose some weight didn't go as expected.

What happens when an asshole meets another asshole? The game is on!

Looks like this little fella did it again today.

When I picked the window seat option on my plane I didn't expect to be sitting next to the wall.

Warning. High voltage runs through this wooden fence. Seems legit!

Black people from the UK, Koreans and the Irish all know this to well.

At least I can park in the evening.

Good thing I boughht this bird repeller. Now they have a place to setup their nests.

While we install the new door bell please shake this bottle and we'll be right there. And please don't steal it.

There is a slight difference between being a drunk and being an alcoholic. Being a drunk is way more fun.