I don't see what is the big deal with watching Transformers. I don't even want to watch them alone. Having some friends around makes it even more awkward and boring.

I'm not sure which is scarier: the fact that the person who placed this condom is stupid or that the condom is gone.

I'm sure the deputy is thrilled to investigate each report from the vigilant citizens.

Seems that every black person has one. They're unstoppable.

This scientific magazine is filled with science. If it wasn't for advertisements these science articles would be all over the place.

For the chicks who really want to show their chicky attitude.

In case of emergency please be ready to jump a few stories. Also be careful not to hit any passing vehicle after landing.

You have found Nemo? Good. Bring him to our fish and chips restaurant so we can fry him together with some chips.

3 days without Facebook? Please give this man a computer so he can check his notifications.

My body is so sensual that it bend's light.