I don't believe the architect had any odea what he was doing.

Do you want a demanding child when you get home? Then please don't let them wander around these premises or we will make sure you will have an interesting Christmas. Thank you!

That might take a while so we'll be back around noon. Tomorrow.

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You hate hipsters too? Then why not get yourself a drink at our place and contribute to making hipster bands go commercial and mainstream.

I don't see what is the big deal with watching Transformers. I don't even want to watch them alone. Having some friends around makes it even more awkward and boring.

I'm not sure which is scarier: the fact that the person who placed this condom is stupid or that the condom is gone.

I'm sure the deputy is thrilled to investigate each report from the vigilant citizens.

Seems that every black person has one. They're unstoppable.

This scientific magazine is filled with science. If it wasn't for advertisements these science articles would be all over the place.