It didn't want to talk so I had to bring up the gun. I will find out where's the other sock by any means necessary.

I told you guys that I needed my brakes fixed.

I could have told her to unlock the screen orientation, but needed to take a photo first.

First of all, you have a manual, so that pretty much takes care of the entire theft problem.

So if you ever feel like hitting the snooze button and spending a few more hours in bed, just thing about getting dressed like this so you can sleep throughout the day. Anytime, anywhere.

Looks like the Heavens have chosen this cat in particular. All hail to our new cat lord!

Looks like I pissed off the IT guy one too many times. This time I only got a black eye, who knows what could happen next.

We need to deliver this fragile parcel of bubblewrap. Need to make sure that it arrives without any scratches.

I told you not to purchase the biggest washing machine, but you insisted, didn't you?

I understand you like showing your appreciation for your favourite browser, but this is taking things to another level.