So you think you look fabulous by getting dressed this way? Let's revisit this in 20 years.

I need to get more wisdom, otherwise my fruit salads will be horrible.

You can see by the dog's expression that he is about to get in serious trouble and he knows it.

Forgot my cap at home, so I simply cannot risk getting any sunburn up there.

How can I get any success in life if I get denied all the time? This isn't fair!

It didn't want to talk so I had to bring up the gun. I will find out where's the other sock by any means necessary.

I told you guys that I needed my brakes fixed.

I could have told her to unlock the screen orientation, but needed to take a photo first.

First of all, you have a manual, so that pretty much takes care of the entire theft problem.

So if you ever feel like hitting the snooze button and spending a few more hours in bed, just thing about getting dressed like this so you can sleep throughout the day. Anytime, anywhere.