Looks like the Heavens have chosen this cat in particular. All hail to our new cat lord!

Looks like I pissed off the IT guy one too many times. This time I only got a black eye, who knows what could happen next.

We need to deliver this fragile parcel of bubblewrap. Need to make sure that it arrives without any scratches.

I told you not to purchase the biggest washing machine, but you insisted, didn't you?

I understand you like showing your appreciation for your favourite browser, but this is taking things to another level.

I simply won't leave my name stand between me and my cooking dreams!

Honey, where's our do... what the hell?

You think you look weird? I have a babyface for a knee.

Friends who share the shelf together will game together!

"Climbing on rocks strictly prohibited". But if I cannot read then it doesn't apply to me.