This is exactly what my kid needs: another screen to look at while pooping!

Alright, we're not a pharmacy! But we have exactly what you need and you bet you need more beer right now.

Would you rather be on a yacht right now or enjoying your work?

This dog has more toys than some human children!

I want to thank my brain for making me feel tired all day long, but keeping me awake when I go to bed.

Finally all those Mario games I've so relentlessly played have brought me to my final challenge. Now is the time that I will have to prove myself.

So you think you look fabulous by getting dressed this way? Let's revisit this in 20 years.

I need to get more wisdom, otherwise my fruit salads will be horrible.

You can see by the dog's expression that he is about to get in serious trouble and he knows it.

Forgot my cap at home, so I simply cannot risk getting any sunburn up there.