Try your free yoga experience today by bending down and picking up your dog shit!

It's great that they decided to place that life size sticker right on the door. Now I just need to think twice before I open the door.

You should wash your hands but who am I to tell you what to do?

Sent my wife to make me a ham and cheese sandwich. I cannot even get mad seeing this.

Just go ahead and take a leak around here. We'll help you become famous on YouTube shortly.

Just need to get this big red button as part of my home office.

My boss asked me why was I late to the morning meeting. I sent her this photo.

This car gets way more usage than initially intended. No funerals? No problem, someone surely has a giant hot dog to move around.

Great advertising and straight to the point. Why not buy some candy?

Let's simply buy everything that appears to be on sale. It will be awesome and we will save so much money!