My wife just mentioned that they had the perfect product for me in the condom aisle. Suffice to say that she won't be getting that massage she'd been hoping for this evening.

Make sure you keep your opinions on how I should do my job to yourself. Otherwise you might end up having some injuries. And we wouldn't want that, would we?

This guy has definitely found his perfect store for turbans.

This is an innocent coconut water box. So why are you looking at the bottom for?

Sorry for driving so close to you, I will try to speed up next time.

Try your free yoga experience today by bending down and picking up your dog shit!

It's great that they decided to place that life size sticker right on the door. Now I just need to think twice before I open the door.

You should wash your hands but who am I to tell you what to do?

Sent my wife to make me a ham and cheese sandwich. I cannot even get mad seeing this.

Just go ahead and take a leak around here. We'll help you become famous on YouTube shortly.