Make sure you follow the instructions this time. Otherwise everything will end up just like you pathetic life.

Probably this has happened more than once before they thought it was a good idea to place this sign on the counter.

I asked for an extra slice on my burger. Did not expect to be taken literally.

This guy is really pushing his luck. I'd better call the cops.

Just ask one of the girls from our staff to come and help you place the weights back on their places. And no worries, you won't be ending up on YouTube or anything.

My wife just mentioned that they had the perfect product for me in the condom aisle. Suffice to say that she won't be getting that massage she'd been hoping for this evening.

Make sure you keep your opinions on how I should do my job to yourself. Otherwise you might end up having some injuries. And we wouldn't want that, would we?

This guy has definitely found his perfect store for turbans.

This is an innocent coconut water box. So why are you looking at the bottom for?

Sorry for driving so close to you, I will try to speed up next time.