I really want to sleep on the keyboard, but there's no one using the computer at the moment.

Men... beware of women. Children, beware of growing up... You'll get close to women!

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Oh no! We have to go back, we forgot grandma!

Pee Cola? Are you f.... kidding me?!?!

Okay mom, do this. Now this. Good, good.

Now now... Parenting is not that easy but... COME ON DUDE, GIVE ME A BREAK!

If olive oil is made of olives... what about baby oil? OH, THE HORROR!

I really have no idea what I'm doing. Oh no...

Uhm.. excuse me, do you have a watch? Sure I do, what do you think of it?