You're never too old to laugh at farts. Yeah, he has a point.

Hmm... oh hi dad, you're on Facebook.. WTF?!

The worst weapon created by mankind. Forever.

Interesting race. I guess this race is going to be really cool, and weird.

Always, when comforting a grammar nazi I say "there, their, they're"...

Hahahaha, I'm going to get you! Just kidding, I'm just a turtle.

You can touch each other, but not each other's phone. What's wrong with us...?!

No panic, I can still drink... I'll get a taxi. TAAAAXIIII!!! Woof-Woof, hop in!

This guy works in camouflage. He did it well.

Nope, sorry. Both seats taken. Get outta here!