Have you seen any water here? Any?
It really does float on water, until it sinks!
Any water on your side, Bob?
Awesome name for your ship. Sure to attract attention.
There is a certain upside to this: you can take you entire football team along with you. Just don't expect them to turn the boat around for you if you fall down.
They said to use a dry piece of cloth to clean the dust. I have a better idea.