They said I would have enough leg room. Surely those BMW designers never met me.

Seems legit. Tall people, embrace yourselves and get those books, read them!

Every time we get around to take a group photo he stands up and gets out of the frame.

No, you cannot and will not wear any high heels while standing next to me. Only I can wear those.

Only high people may ride here.

Although it looks funny I wouldn't want to imagine what would happen with his neck in a crash.

I need my taco and I don't care about your little people. Hire taller staff!