She was lucky he only managed to byte off the tshirt without the arm inside.
He was probably wearing this shirt and wanted to get in trouble just for somebody else to grab this priceless photo of him getting arrested.
If it wasn't for this label I would have worn this shirt with all the dirt inside.
Guess who is back in town, ladies. That's right, your daddy's daddy.
So this girl at school came with a built in tic tac toe grid on her back. We couldn't resist not to.
Seems that a lot of people really love 1969. There is a lot of demand for that year.
If you speak at the sea and there is no woman there, are you still wrong? Philosophers have studied this hypothetical situation for decades.
Ever wondered what a programmer really is? Ever seen one function with no coffee? Well, there you have it.
The face on this guy is priceless. You got to hand it to him.
Santa is supposed to love Christmas so I don't see what the big deal about this statement is.