When enjoying your life just remember these simple 3+1 rules.
The poop fairy is out of town this month so you are responsible for cleaning up after your dog.
The local pigeon gang clearly has some unfinished business with this guy.
Looks like I've come across the most evil pigeon there is.
I really don't want to have a dog now. Good thing the picture of the pillow didn't make it to the Internets.
This was my greatest achievement so far today. How about you?
Our kids are sick after eating whatever it is they find in the park. So you got to clean up after your dog.
You mean to tell me that I can shit gold? Shut up and take my money!
Of all the useless iPhone apps, this has its own special place in top 10.
The place where all pieces of inspiration need to be written down. And now we have the sollution.