This was my greatest achievement so far today. How about you?

Our kids are sick after eating whatever it is they find in the park. So you got to clean up after your dog.

You mean to tell me that I can shit gold? Shut up and take my money!

Of all the useless iPhone apps, this has its own special place in top 10.

The place where all pieces of inspiration need to be written down. And now we have the sollution.

Taaaa-daaaaaahhhhh! Someone pooped in the hallway. SUURRRRPRRRRRISEEE!

Sorry sir, but that poop was already there when I walked in. So... Don't blame me!

Ah, good sir, I do believe I have shat in my pantaloons.... Crap.

Really.. Who pooped in the living room? Come out now!

Pooped in your shoes I have. Pleasure it was. Why, thank you!