Guess that these stock images are not great for every billboard out there.

But first, let me take a selfie with shelf E.

Is grandma taking eye selfies again? Or is she still learning how to hold the camera?

No hugs for you little guy. Guess you got to go ahead and hug yourself.

Hello, men. It's time to learn how to make a selfie. Step one: you don't. That's it.

Be careful when dealing with super glue. One little drop and you are permanently sealed to anything. And they also bent the steel bar after all these years.

Next time I'm asking a girl for naked pictures of her I'll be sure to be extremely specific.

Looks like bringing 2 photos on a CD can be taken literally. Better be more precise next time.

Just make sure you don't include our legs in this picture, okay? I must appear to be taller for my Facebook friends.

I got some problems because my tire blew up. Here is a photo I've just downloaded from the Internet to prove my point.