Why should I pay good money for a plastic cover when I can hold my phone by my ear?

The difference between the alarm going off during the day and early in the morning.

This is why men invented camera phones in the first place.

Finally I can have a conversation using a vintage phone.

Now I can ride my bike and text in the rain.

Nobody will ever steal my phone ever again!

The greatest view ever.

It really does float on water, until it sinks!

So, where are those damn buttons?

Now the original blue screen of death is back on mobile devices.