Next time you take a call better go to the bathroom and stick your face on the toilet seat.

So what was the exact brand we needed? The one with the pink butterflies? Are you sure?

So you broke your phone? Get this nice vintage headset and it's all fixed. And it gives a nice retro look.

Who ever thought that this argument would be invalid in just a few years?

Don't do as I do, do as I say.

As time goes by it seems that we are actually looking for a reason to buy a new phone because the old one is broken.

Did you really need to keep your phone in your hands while riding this? You deserve it.

When Chuck Norris gives you a call, there are no other options.

Now you have your solution. Every time you loose them just give them a call.

You are really sweet and all that, but I got to check out what's going on on Facebook.