Now you can pee on your 500$ smartphone.

Hold on a second, I have to do my toenails too.

It's so hard to remember which is which. Better put a memo on the speaker so I can complain later that I don't hear anything.

There was no download button so I just recorded it with my phone.

Guess nobody is around to see me so I'll just go ahead and scratch this.

Just leave me alone with that stupid baby while I finish tweeting.

Loose the earrings and do something practical with your ear for a change.

When your standard battery doesn't even last one whole day it's time to add some extra power to your cell phone.

When you are too cheap to purchase a normal bluetooth handsfree this is what you end up using.

The phone has been stolen so we will have to use this cup.