Where Chuck Norris sits nobody else will ever seat again.

So this was our last knife. We're never going to ask for a Chuck Norris cake ever again.

When Chuck Norris gives you a call, there are no other options.

When Chuck Norris gets Gmail he means business.

Your product has never received a higher honor than this.

No matter what you do, you will never be this badass.

Do not mess with Chick Norris.

You don't want to be spit by Chuck Norris. Ever.

Just look at what Chuck Norris did to my car!