Good thing I spent 2 hours to make the perfect white nails. Now I can just throw some random spots of red.

I can never understand art. But I do understand that I am extremely talented.

This is why you don't get your car fixed at the same place with your neighbor.

We didn't have any markings, so this old paint job will have to do.

Guys, you had one job. Now you are going to sit there until the paint dries out.

I honestly will if you buy me another damn car!

You have to stick to the road signs.

I don't want to see this door open ever!

This is what happens when we don't recognize talent from a young age. He could have been a famous painter instead of chasing road runners all day long.

That's close enough. It looks exactly like they advertised. I'm so happy.